The other guy, Logan Nye, is deploying to go do some Hooah sh*t for Uncle Sam. Hope nothing big happened this week...


Ah. Sh*t. Well then.

Here are some memes to help you forget that you didn't make the promotion list and as the possibility of WWIII — or Civil War II — increases daily.

13. Give her a break. Her bumper sticker says she has the hardest job in the military.

(Via Why I'm Not Re-enlisting)