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Otherwise, dudes get merked.
But please remember that being in the service and serving are two different things. Like, Melania seems like a great lady but she's not the one signing executive orders.
Going through it yourself feels like cold mud seeping through your uniform.
Something about the choking dust, sore muscles, and drinking from a Camelbak makes it easy.
What's really funny is to watch a young career counselor who just re-enlisted indefinite.