Look, nobody get ninja punched this weekend and maybe we'll stop getting these safety briefs every Friday. But who are we kidding? Someone is going to be on the carpet first thing Monday.


Oh well. Here are some funny military memes before the festivities start:

1. It's gonna be out of this world (via U.S Army W.T.F! moments)

The tape plays at three times the speed of sound.

2. No such thing as a "touch" of food poisoning (via The Salty Soldier).

But the chili mac was good.

3. Stalin, you're holding your fist wrong (via Military Memes).