The DD-214. The magical ticket that ends all of your military life problems that started the moment that recruiter told you that your job doesn't deploy, you'll have plenty of time for college, and everyone looks sexy in a uniform.
Except that some of those problems you think of as "military" problems are actually just problems everywhere, and they will absolutely follow you into the civilian world. Here are six of the crappiest parts of the military that will keep coming up at every job:
For everyone who does the bare minimum of their orders, cuts sling loads, and goes to the bar to brag about it, there's plenty of good jobs in the civilian world for you. Congrats. For everyone else, sorry, those dudes will be at your civilian job, too.
You may be looking forward to heading home at 5 everyday, but remember that the guys in accounting may go home about 4:30. And if you still have to pay an equipment rental place before you head home? Sorry, there's no one in the office with credit card access. If that screws up your timeline for the next day, that's really unfortunate.