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7 signs you're a Blue Falcon

Everyone knows being a Blue Falcon is bad, but no one believes that they're the blue falcon. Here are 7 indicators that maybe you should start shopping for nests.


1. When someone asks for volunteers, you immediately start thinking of who isn't doing anything.

Look, it's the platoon sergeant's or the chief's job to figure out who is doing what. If they don't have a grip on their troop-to-task, that doesn't make it O.K. for you to start naming who's free for a tasking.

2. You find yourself saying, "Well, so-and-so did it earlier, first sergeant."

Look, sucking at your job is a version of being the blue falcon. It's not as malicious or direct as being a credit hog or a snitch, but not learning how to fulfill your position in the squad screws everyone else over. Read the manuals, practice the drills, watch the other guys in the squad. Learn your role.

7. Someone sent you this list or tagged you on Facebook in the comments.

Yeah, there's a reason someone thought you, specifically, should read this list. Go back through it with a comb. Read each entry and keep a tally of which apply to you. Then, stop being a blue falcon. Caw caw.

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