Imagine a priesthood where they wear uniforms like the Navy's, are disciplined like Marines, do as much real work to advance a mission as any nonner in the Air Force, and are worked like Army privates with none of the pay and benefits. If that sounds appealing, you're ready for Scientology's Sea Org, a paramilitary "fraternal organization" comprised of the most devoted Scientology has to offer.


Maverick sure can render a salute though.

So, potential Sea Org cadet, until we meet once more, here's wishing you a happy voyage home... Now go clean my toilet and get me a new coffee mug, you f*cking DB, before I have you sent to Gold Base so fast you'll wish the COB would just RPF you to death.