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The hater's guide to the US Army

This is the third in a series about how branches of the military hate on each other. We'll feature all branches of the U.S. military, written by veterans of that branch being brutally honest with themselves and their services.


The military is like a family that gets together and holds backyard wrestling tournaments every once in a while. They're violent, they protect one another from outsiders, and are ridiculously mean to each other.

We've already shown how the other branches make fun of the Air Force and the Marine Corps. Here's how the other branches hate on the Army (and how they should).

Photo by Sgt. 1st Class Malcolm McClendon, The National Guard

The Army is also boss at disaster and humanitarian relief. They supported rescue and rebuilding efforts in Haiti, Nepal, and Japan. When the mission is closer to home, troops deploy as well. In just 2015, they've helped rebuild after hurricanes in South Carolina, rescue Texans from floodwaters, and fight forest fires in California.