A Russian soldier has reached across the Atlantic and shown that federation troops aren't that different from their American counterparts — or at least their chow halls aren't.
Specifically, he has shown that they also get stuck with crappy food and that the best thing they can do in response is to get a few laughs out of it.
He's been gifted some mashed potatoes from the cooks that leave something to be desired. You know, like it would be desirable if the potatoes resembled food instead of glue:
Hey, Dairy Queen advertises that Blizzards can do this. (GIF: Facebook.com/smokesmoked)
The soldier has a pretty solid delivery and the video is a quick watch at 41 seconds, but you'll need to be logged in to Facebook to see it below: