Memes time! It's like MRE time, except you laugh instead of getting constipated. Great Navy memes seem to be the hardest to find, so thanks go to Sh-t My LPO Says for numbers 7, 8, and 12.
1. Everyone is feeling the sting of budget cuts.
2. They're both used to being top dog ...
3. Has the Navy been spending the war years doing donuts in the oceans?
4. This also could factor into deciding which service branch to join.
5. First sergeant will either join in or lose his mind in 3, 2, 1 ...
6. Maybe he'll shoot the emergency azimuth properly and everything will be fine.
7. Follow the letter of the rules, not the spirit.
8. Careful what you wish for.
9. In their defense, if it wasn't mandatory, they wouldn't wear that costume.
10. Artillery: not the King of the Battle because of their oratorial skills.
11. A pilot demonstrates his ability to shake.
12. At least he didn't lose his shower shoes.
13. Ancient, timeless wisdom.