College life and Navy life are very different, but there's one thing they have in common: worried parents.
Whether you're in college or the Navy, you can count on parents constantly checking in and asking a million questions. These conversations can feel like investigations; especially during deployments.
While Navy parents worry about their sons and daughters being in harm's way, sailors are usually worried about more important things, like when's the next port visit and what are their duty days. A little white lie can ease a parent's worries. Here are some of the most common ones offered:
1. "I'm only allowed one call a month."
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2. "Sorry I won't be able to call you during my next port visit, I have duty the entire time."
3. "Of course I'm eating healthy, midrats is the healthiest meal of the day!"
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4. "With the hours I work, I have no desire to stay out late."
5. "Yes, I am spending my money wisely."
6. "No, I never drink during port visits."
7. "I spent my entire Hong Kong port visit sightseeing."