A hilarious incident report involving a Navy sailor using a raccoon to pass a breathalyzer test so he could drive his car home was passed around on the internet like wildfire this week, but ... it was too good to be true: It's all a hoax.
A few days ago, WATM noticed an image being passed around, purportedly from an incident report from Camp Pendleton police, telling the full story of what happened after a sailor left the bar in San Diego. Here it is:
We were skeptical, though we read it and basically went all Ron Burgundy afterward ("I'm not even mad, that's amazing"). It sounded quite unbelievable, and it also had a suspicious watermark in the background. The watermark reads, "Always Watching, JTTOTS," the tagline and acronym for a Marine-focused Facebook page called Just The Tip, of the Spear.
Since it picked up steam and has hit quite a few websites — including making international news — journalists reached out to the military for comment on the incident (We'd love to know how these calls went). Here's what they said:
"While humorous, it's not real," Eric Durie, spokesman for Navy Secretary Ray Mabus, told the New York Daily News.
"I called police records, and while they were highly entertained, they confirmed (the story) is absolutely a hoax," 1st. Lt. Savannah Frank, a public affairs officer at Camp Pendleton, told the San Diego Union-Tribune.
So this story may not be true, but we have a strong feeling a drunk sailor will someday be inspired to try this.