Earthquakes are hitting all over, the Caribbean is under water, and Kylie Jenner is pregnant.


Everything is a disaster.

Except these military memes. These are great. And we're here with them every week.

This week was is brought to you by an Air Force vet. Expect a lot of Air Force jokes.

1. It's football season. Let the sh*t talk begin.

Can't wait to see this years' Navy cadet video.

2. If civilians knew the truth, they'd never sleep. (via Decelerate Your Life)

No chow hall burger ever looked this good.

2. Actually, the burgers at Air Force DFACs are great. (via Why I'm Not Re-Enlisting)

Where's the golf course, soldier?

3. There are more uncivilized places than Army posts.

It was also the Emperor's idea to put Crackie Hall next to Sh*t Creek in Hawaii. You're welcome.

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4. But the Death Star isn't next to "Sh*t Creek."

That's the Navy's "healthy choice" line.