Fact: Laughter is the best medicine and funny military memes cut recovery time from company runs by 15 percent.
That's not a real fact but these really are funny military memes:
(via The Salty Soldier)
The trick is to be physically and mentally exhausted.
(via Sh-t my LPO says)
A couple rounds of sweepers and some haze gray and it'll look fine.
Besides, crayons are delicious.
I would definitely try a pair of Air Jordan combat boots. Just sayin'.
But for real, "Marines can ride horses into battle" would probably get some recruits from other branches to switch.