Don't drink and drive, don't touch anything that doesn't want you to, and don't end up on sergeant major's rug.
Alright. Tell your first sergeants that you've already gotten your safety brief, read these 13 funny military memes, and everyone is released to the barracks.
Editor's note: The writer is not in your chain of command and has no authority to release you.
(via Sh-t my LPO says)
It's like the barbers are collecting bribes from the first sergeants.
Even the dog hates Carl.
Seriously, how do photographers not know to pick shaved models at this point?
Which, coincidentally, is why chief keeps delaying release formation. Hang in there, guys.