If you're like me, your answer to the inevitable question, "So, where are you from?"  has to be answered in list form. Of course, the next question is always, "Oh, so you're an Army brat?"


To which I answer, "Marine brat, actually."

While this question used to fill me with dread, as I've gotten older I have come to embrace my time as a Marine brat. So, as a celebration of my childhood, I present to you the top 10 best things about being the daughter of a Marine.

1. Government officials are nicer to you

When I was in college, I went on a ski trip to Canada and forgot to bring my passport. When we tried to cross back into the U.S., the border agent gave me the side eye and started lecturing me about increased security.

Then we had this conversation:

Border Agent: Where were you born?

Me: Camp Pendleton, California.

Border Agent: (visibly becomes friendlier) Oh! Do you have a parent in the Marines?

Me: Yep! My dad's a Marine.

Border Agent: Ah, that's great. Well, just don't forget your passport next time.

Boom. Thanks dad for keeping me from getting trapped in Canada forever.