There's no reason to be afraid on Friday the 13th. It's not like anything terrible has ever happened in the military on Friday the 13th. Oh? There has? Like, a lot of times?

Well, just sit back, relax, and enjoy these memes. After all, it's not like WWIII will suddenly commence over a few Tweets. Oh? It might? Well, that sucks.

On the bright side, our normally arbitrary number of memes released on Fridays is instead kind of festive today. So, there's that.

13.It's fine. They all probably went to go get some borsch... At the same time...

(Meme via Air Force amn/nco/snco)

12.We've been preparing for war with Russia ever since the '40s and it's about to go down because of a Tweet?


(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)

11.Shoutout to the only way any of us managed 48-hour guard shifts.

(Meme via Air Force Nation)

10."Well, you see, what had happened was..."

(Meme via /r/Military)

9."It's position over rank..." cried every MP private standing at parade rest for the post command sergeant major.

(Meme via Military Memes)

8.Those five dollars you save by staying on base aren't worth it.

(Meme via /r/Military)

7.And yet privates will still complain that sergeant was mean to them.

(Meme via /r/Army)

6.Some assembly required.

(Meme via Untied Status Marin Crops)

5.Fun Fact: Jason's stalking sound is actually "ki-ki-ki, ma-ma-ma" and not "chi-chi-chi, ah-ah-ah."

Here's a source right here to prove it.

(Meme by WATM)

4.With any luck, his first word will be, "f*ck*

(Meme via Grunt Style)

3.Tell everyone you're just trying to motivate the stragglers in the back.

For some reason, people still believe that.

(Meme via PT Belt Nation)

2.Weapons? What weapons?

(Meme via /r/military)

1.Doesn't matter if it's in Savannah, Clarksville, or Junction City... You can't afford to live off post.

(Meme via Pop Smoke)