Well, there's no two ways about it, ladies and gents: this has been a hell of a week. The situation in Syria escalated and the one in Korea calmed. We came together to pay our respects to the most beloved figure in the veteran community only to have a t-rex puppet come and fracture us in two again.

Can't we all just get along again and remember how much we miss being deployed because the tax-free income was beautiful? Probably not.

Just don't do anything stupid today if you're still on active duty. Five bucks says that there will be a 100-percent-accountability urinalysis on Monday.

13.Oh, god! They might have to do more than just PT tests one weekend a month!

(Terminal Lance)

12.The new Fortnite map looks sick!


11.As if more troops needed an excuse to not go to the gym.

(Decelerate Your Life)

10."Not even a little war? Oh, come on!"


9.And they say infantrymen are only qualified to be security guards or Walmart greeters...

(Untied Status Marin Crops)

8.We MUST kick out the commander who said, "sure, that'll be nice for the kids."


7.Serves you right for farting during your sit-ups. The person who held your feet has no sympathy for you.


6.Same temperature, same humidity, and the locals even look like Jabba the Hutt...

(Untied Status Marin Crops)

5.I don't care if those things just want hide under my shadow. I'm not above field-goal kicking those little bastards half way across the motor pool.

(Military Memes)

4.You can have a highly productive unit or a highly motivated unit — pick one.

(Army as F*ck)

3.Kratos? Never heard of her.

(The Salty Soldier)

2.Soon, this won't be a joke.

When that moment comes, you know my ass will be first in line at the prior service recruiter's office.

(Disgruntled Vets)

1.I'm not crying; someone is just cutting onions around here or something...

(Pop Smoke)