Just when you thought things were getting nice and boring, a 1st Lt goes and steals an APC and drives it through Richmond. You know, deep down, the mechanic responsible for that vehicle is secretly proud that their M577 managed to keep up in a police pursuit.

The APC started up, managed to get off base and drive 60 miles to Richmond with the cops on his ass within 2 hours — all without breaking down. Sure, that lieutenant is going to be turning big rocks into smaller rocks for a while but, holy crap, someone give that motor sergeant a medal!

1.How it feels deep down when I get a call at 0200 about a recall formation.

(Meme via Air Force Nation)

2.Military service is kind of like a time loop. When a senior NCO gets out, they'll only listen to music and wear clothes from the time they first enlisted.

(Meme via Why I'm Not Re-Enlisting)

3.Not working? Must be a problem on the distant end — or solar flares. Those are totally a real thing.

(Meme via Valhalla Wear)

4.That's what I do. I drink and I shoot things.

(Meme via Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Says)

5."I went where you told me. I took a left on Victory Road and still didn't see it."

(It's funny because every installation has at least two "Victory Road"s.)

(Meme via Army as F*ck)

6.The fact that Golden State is up 3-0 makes this even funnier.

(Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)

7."If you drive, don't drink. If you drink, don't steal government vehicles and getting embroiled in a high-speed pursuit while blasting Wu Tang Clan in attempts to impress your anime waifu."

8.The fastest way to make a soldier despise their unit is to make them sit through a family readiness group meeting.

(Meme via PT Belt Nation)

9.He says he got straight As in school, but for some reason I'm still confident this dude needs an ASVAB waiver.

10.Didn't Yabut learn anything from playing GTA? All you need to do is get a new paint job...

I swear that this is the last ACP Joyrider meme... this week...

(Meme via Artillery Moments)

11.He's just standing there with his collar popped like he's the Fonz.

(Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)

12."I've been in ten years. I'm already half way to retirement!"

(Meme via OAF Nation)

13.I don't know what infuriates Marines more: Being called 'soldiers' or reading Marine with a lowercase 'm.'

(Meme via Untied Status Marin Crops)