In the military, we love to crack jokes at every branch's expense — even our own. The comedic rivalry is real as it gets, but it's always in good fun.


So, let's use these memes to create as many humorous wounds as possible.

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1. When your level of saltiness is off the f*cking charts

We bet he's got stories for days.

2. Old-school sailors have the best freaking stories about fist fights, drinking, and women — not necessarily in that order.

(Image via Pop smoke)