Another week down. Everything in the news is still terrible.


The White House is imploding. Hollywood is imploding. There's a Friday the 13th in October.

But you know what you can count on?

Memes. And we have the best military memes around.

1. Nobody wants to work on weekends. Or ever. (via Pop Smoke)

You can also apply this to any girlfriend I've ever had.

2. If you thought the news from Hollywood was bad...

He may not be surprised that we're still in Afghanistan though.

Read: 6 reasons why it would suck to be a Stormtrooper in Star Wars >

3. At least the Army keeps it interesting.

Does this mean they have to bring back DCUs for Iraq and Afghanistan?

4. Blueberries are the new bell bottoms. (via Sh*t My LPO Says)

I thought they swabbed decks.

5. Veterans day is coming. You can almost taste the free food.

Vets are getting more aggressive with it every year.

Also: 11 things your platoon medic would never say >

6. Grandpa is sick of your bullsh*t. (via Decelerate Your Life)

Be frightened of old sailors. I am.

7. It's not just good advice. It's reality.

via Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said.