Halloween on a Wednesday is the worst. Sure, it sucks for the kids who can't stay out late trick-or-treating, but it's terrible being stuck in the barracks knowing that you've got a PT test in the morning. You can't drink, you can't party, you can't do whatever spooky thing you wanted to do.

Thankfully, the holidays are almost here and there're plenty of long weekends to make up for it.

Here're some memes for you to enjoy as you deliberate on how you're going to blow the rest of your deployment savings during the next 4-day.

1. Still more believable than a first sergeant smiling. 

(Meme via Coast Guard Memes)

2. On the bright side, the quarters chit can help you forget that your mouth will be bleeding for a few weeks.

(Meme via Smokepit Fairytales)

3. I can't be the only one who notices how messed up it is that corporals get called in for both NCO meetings and E-4-and-below working parties. 

(Meme via PNN)

4. Show off. 

(Meme via Sapper Zulu)

5. Apparently, civilians don't find our jokes as funny as we do. 

(Meme via Shammers United)

6. Someone gave him a compass. 

(Meme by Ranger Up)

7. Just because it's confidential doesn't mean they won't recommend you for therapy. 

(Meme via Valhalla Wear)

8. I was happy once. It was horrible. 

(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)

9. Every safety brief can be summed up as, "don't do dumb sh*t and hydrate for Monday's ruck march." You're not missing much. 

(Meme via Hooah My Ass Off)

10. Can't wait until we start hearing, "Abydos isn't a real deployment" from all the grunts that got sent to Klendathu. 

(Meme via Army as F*ck)

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11. "The black mold across the roof that's now filling your lungs builds character." 

(Meme via Disgruntled Vets)

12. It's kind of in the name. You're just getting a "basic" understanding of the military. 

(Meme via Air Force Nation & Humor)

13. We may have our differences. But we can all agree on one thing...

(Meme by WATM)