(Meme via Disgruntled Vets)

Just like many memers, I woke up to nothing exciting this morning. Not a single person out of the millions who clicked "going" on the "Storm Area 51, The Can't Stop All of Us" raid did a damn thing. I expected nothing and yet I'm still disappointed.

No one Naruto ran onto the compound. No one got to test their new alien weaponry. And no alien cheeks were clapped. The music festival that was supposed to take its place didn't even go anywhere because no one thought to do even the slightest amount of logistics.

Well. I think we all kind of saw this coming. Anyways, here are some memes.

1.We did it, boys. Mission Accomplished. 

(Meme via Call for Fire)

2.I like to think of it as the "Never Got Caught" Medal.

(Meme via Infantry Follow Me)

3.Those bastards. Having the audacity to ask me for a radio fill...

(Meme via The Army's Fckups)

4.Still more efficient than AKO. 

(Meme via The Salty Soldier)

5.He's just jealous that we had a more fun time at 20 than he did. 

(Meme via Weapons of Meme Destruction)

6.Anyone else notice that kids these days have much cooler toys than we did, but all they'll ever do is just play on the iPad their parents gave them? 

I feel rather insulted that we just got the dinky ass Nerf guns and a handful of Legos and they don't even appreciate this bad boy.

(Meme via Disgruntled Vets)

7.It's just a greeting of the day. Totally...

(Meme via Army as F*ck)

8.Pro-tip: T-Pose to establish dominance. 

(Meme via On The Minute Memes)

9.To be fair, troops are more cultured on the intricacies of the Middle East than the average civilian. Just not by choice. 

(Meme via Team Non-Rec)

10.Oh. It's like a party. Just the last bits where the alcohol ran out, the music stopped, and everyone but you is throwing up, making out, or about to end up in the hospital. 

(Meme via Valhalla Wear)

11."Oh hell no. This has got to be it this time." - Said every Reservist every single day. 

(Meme via Coast Guard Memes)

12.This is some physics-breaking bullsh*t but the exact sh*t my CoC would do. 

(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)

13.You just sort of get a six sense about these things. It's always the exact same street corner, with the exact same pothole. Occasionally, they toss in a "new" extremely beat-up car for the VBIED but it's the exact same thing every week. 

(Meme via Pop Smoke)