In case you haven't heard yet, six Marine Corps lieutenants are facing separation after they were allegedly caught cheating on a land-nav course. That's right — this isn't something you're reading on Duffel Blog. This actually happened, and it's being reported on by the Marine Corps Times.

Now, I understand the whole "if you're not cheating, you're not trying" mentality of the military (I, too, was once in the E-4 Mafia), but come on! If you know that whatever you're about to do might forever get you forever laughed at while reinforcing stereotypes that have existed since the military first gave a lieutenant a compass, you might want to think twice.

Now, these memes may not be as funny as that, but they'll elicit a chuckle or two.


1.Saving the world, one driver going two miles per hour over the speed limit at a time!

(Meme via Air Force Nation & Humor)

2.Legend has it that the boot was shoved so far up the LT's ass that you can see it when he speaks.

(Meme via The Salty Soldier)

3.All it takes is an extra $70 per pay check to turn your best bro into the platoon sergeant's lapdog.

(Meme via Untied Status Marin Crops)

4.If my time playing 'Halo' has taught me anything, all you need to do is press X next to it and you're good to go.

(Meme via Military World)

5."How dare you not salute my spaceship when I'm coming through the stargate! Don't you know that my husband is the Stargeant Major?"

(Meme via Private News Network)

6.This could be an ongoing problem when the Army brings back Pinks & Greens.

(Meme via r/oldschoolcool)

7.Apparently, someone hasn't seen 'Deadpool 2.'

(Meme via Ranger Up)

8.Cav scouts are just upset because they had to do all of one ruck march to get their Stetson and never got to play with any pretty ponies.

(Meme via ASMDSS)

9.Wearing trousers without a belt? You're a no-go at this station.

(Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)

10.You always need a back-up for your back-up plan's back-up.

(Meme via Valhalla Wear)

11.Still a more appropriate show of support than the parents who bring those air horns to graduation and blare it when the senior drill sergeant is speaking.

(Meme via The Salty Soldier)

12."Oh no! Jodie got your girl and ran? That sucks. Let's go to the bar. I need a new wingman."

(Meme via Decelerate Your Life)

13.Oh? You thought it was some ingenious process that carefully allocated troops to where they're needed most? Nah, dude.

(Meme by WATM)