It looks like the World Cup isn't coming home to England. Such a shame to see the championship match of the sport you claim to have invented go to literally everyone else. Seeing as an estimated seven people from the United States give a damn about the World Cup — give or take six people — we're finding it hard to care.

Meanwhile, American troops are about to do some dumb sh*t this weekend. Not for any particular reason — just that it's a payday weekend and it's Friday the 13th. Remember, if your weekend doesn't involve you making the blotter and having your First Sergeant busting your drunk ass out of the MP station, did you really have a weekend?

No matter what you've got planned, enjoy these memes first.


1.I get it, bro. Your score was high enough to get whatever MOS you wanted but you chose the life of adventure. Tell me, how's that working out for you?

(Meme via Infantry Army)

2.How dare they enjoy their enlistment and not grumble about getting out at every opportunity?

(Meme via Smokepit Fairytales)

3.No matter where Uncle Sam stations you, there will always be two Walmarts off the installation and no one ever dares go to the one closest to the main gate.

(Meme via Lost in the Sauce)

4.You think that sign was a deterrence? No. It's a warning.

(Meme via Disgruntled Vets)

5.I guess screaming, "If you ain't ordinance, you ain't sh*t" is the Air Force's way of feeling slightly less like POGs.

Fun Fact: Airman and Navy aviators have their own version of POG — "Personnel on the Ground." But they're all still POGs in the eyes of soldiers and Marines.

(Meme via Sh*t My LPO Says)

6.No matter what century, there will always be douchebags in the military.

(Meme via US Space Force WTF Moments)

7.You know, troops could also save on water while deployed if they didn't have to shave every single day. I'm just saying...

(Meme via Valhalla Wear)

8.Doesn't matter if they're on your kevlar or not. The pucker factor is real.

(Meme via ASMDSS)

9.And yet the dude still had to wait three years for someone to take a look at him before driving away.

(Meme via Military World)

10.If you don't preface everything you say with "as a veteran," how will people know that you're a subject matter expert on literally everything and that everyone should be humbled by your service?

(Meme via Discharged)

11.Clicking 'Yes' still only adds 5% to your disability rating.

(Meme via Private News Network)

12.The video camera is just for research purposes.

13.Why haven't these been added to MREs yet?

(Meme via Pop Smoke)