The announcement of the Space Force has plenty of us waiting for the day that the first recruitment office opens up. After all, who wouldn't want to go into space?
Sure, the Space Force isn't going to be doing a bunch of sci-fi bad*ssery for a long while yet. In fact, the Space Force is likely going to spend more time monitoring satellites than training space shuttle door gunners, but let's pretend that the day will eventually come where we need to send grunts into the great, dark beyond...
I hate to say it, but it's still going to suck — and for some unexpected reasons, most of which stem from being outside of the Earth's atmosphere.
5. You're going to have to ration everything
When it comes to the essentials, resupplies are going to be limited. When it comes to the extras, you know, the little things that make life comfortable? Ha! Good luck getting mom to ship those out to you. If you want something, you're going to have to bring it yourself and make it last.
Right off the bat, you're going to have to go without most of the junk that everyone takes for granted. Chances are extremely slim that you'll be able to convince the next wave of spacemen (in lieu of an official demonym, let's assume they'll be called 'spacemen,' like 'airmen') to take up valuable cargo space just to bring you a bag of chips.
I'm highly confident that it'd be a terrible idea.
(20th Century Fox)
4. You won't have many pastime options
Astronauts have a very strict schedule they need to follow or else they'll be too weak to survive their eventual return. The average astronaut needs to exercise at least two hours a day to just to prevent bone and muscle loss. Since most troops tend to need more exercise to stay at peak performance, this figure will more than likely double.
Combine all that self-maintenance with an actual mission and troops are going to find themselves with barely any time to take a break.
The Earth is pretty and all, but you can only stare down at the Big Blue Marble so many times...
3. You probably won't get any extra incentives for being in space
Colonel Buzz Aldrin was one of the finest airmen to ever grace the Air Force. He made history alongside Neil Armstrong by being the first men to ever step foot on the moon. Since he was on active duty, he submitted a travel voucher. For his 483,636-mile journey, he got a whole $33.31.
Once upon a time, you'd get a load of cash at the end of a TDY trip, but that per-mile rate is probably going to be non-existent when you're travelling 4.76 miles per second.
Just imagine, you could pay off your Ford Mustang by the time you get out of atmosphere.
2. You shouldn't expect any kind of personal space in space
Once you're on a space ship, that's it. You obviously can't leave the ship, so get comfortable, because you're going to be packed in with your unit. If you're claustrophobic, you're probably going to go nuts.
This isn't unlike what some submariners deal with, but subs surface every once in a while — and there's a difference of magnitude here. The Apollo 11 capsule was roughly the size of a Volkswagen Beetle. Granted, the crew was in there for only eleven days and modern astronauts have a bit more leg room, but if you're up there for months at a time...
It's like being in a slightly less comfortable Humvee for weeks. Only slightly, though.
(NASA photo by Bill Bowers)
1. After a while, your body won't function like you're used to
There's no real order to the fairly terrible things listed here, but this one definitely takes the top spot. To put this in the most delicate way possible to stay in line with the family-friendly vibe we strive for here at We Are The Mighty, it has to be noted that astronauts run into health concerns after spending extended periods of space time. First, you'll find your red blood cell count has dipped. Zero-gravity also makes the circulation of blood more evenly spread throughout the body, as opposed to it being able to concentrate in the lower extremities, like it does in regular gravity.
There are countless health concerns that come with spending extended time in space, but all of the above is to say that it's actually extremely difficult for male astronauts to get an erection in space.
"Well, guys. I'm out. Have fun in space!"
(U.S. Air Force photo by Volkmar Wentzel)
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