We learn from our siblings. We watch them. We copy them. We accidentally erase the save on their Pokèmon game when we're 10 years old and they still, to this day, think the game file was "probably ruined from leaving it in the sun too long."
Maybe siblings of construction workers know why it takes so long to fill in city potholes. Maybe siblings of newscasters know why they all talk in that really creepy rhythm. Maybe siblings of chess masters know the actual names of the "horsey" or the "castle" or the "boob-shaped thingie."
Then, there are some things that all siblings of military personnel know...
1.Actually knowing how to mail a letter
On base, deployed, or on a ship -- we send our love in envelopes. Now look to your left. Look to your right. Neither of those people can properly address an envelope without Google... unless they are both over the age of 70, in which case, you are 100% at a community center playing bingo and should pay better attention to that.
2.You do not need to set out a sleeping bag... or blankets... or anything at all
(Photo by Lt. Col. John Hall/173rd Airborne Brigade)
You know how military personnel sleep after coming home. They sleep like astronauts without gravity. They don't need blankets or pillows. Hell, they barely need a floor.
3.The difference between Memorial Day and Veterans Day
You celebrate the men and women throughout time who have served our country in any capacity on Veterans Day. But you also know that some men and women made the ultimate sacrifice for their loved ones, and they've got a day, too.
4.The many functions of a styrofoam cup
It turns out this can do much more than hold an .89 cent future-diarrhea-slushie from the gas station. Apparently, they can also: hold dip spit, sunflower seeds, and make a cell phone speaker louder.... Alright, it's mostly for dip spit.
5.Why they might not tell a drunk dude at the bar that they served
Besides blabbering two inches away from your face for 45 uninterrupted minutes about their real estate failures and how quick their fastball was in high school, drunk dudes at bars can pose a lot of really uncomfortable and, frankly, dumbass questions. Much like college baseball scouts did to them in the 1980s — it's best to ignore them.
6.Why you should willingly answer 3 a.m. calls from some random, 999-999-9999 number
Your civilian homies probably let anything outside their immediate area code go straight to voicemail. If your brother or sister is on deployment, though, you know you can get some calls at any hour of the night from some weird numbers. It's worth it to stomach the pleas for help from a phony Nigerian prince if it means every 5th one is the resolute voice of your sibling, hundreds of miles away, asking what the new J. Cole album sounds like.
7.You have traded your soul for a spaghetti MRE
Once your lips have tasted the eternal glory of it, there can be no going back. Chef Boyardee will taste like blasphemy on the tongue. My soul is currently screaming silently from a jar in the pocket of my brother's BDUs. I traded it long ago, and it was worth every dehydrated, calorie-packed ounce.
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