The military is its own beast. Many of the things we do while enlisted would seem weird to civilians. Well, the door swings both ways.
The following things seem perfectly normal before you join up, but might net you a few odd looks when you join the service.
8. Not embracing the silly
Deployments quickly turn into the movie Groundhog Day. You see the same people, do the same missions, and eat the same chow. You've got nowhere to go and nothing to do. As you might imagine, things get real weird real fast.
At about month six, you'll see things like troops singing Disney songs to each other or guys starting fights with traffic cones as arms. If you don't join in, you'd better be filming it.
Our deployment videos always kill on YouTube because people think we're super serious all the time.
7. Wanting personal space
One unexpected advantage of Big Military cramming as many troops into as small of a space as possible is that we get close to one another. There's nowhere to go, especially on a deployment, so you might as well get to know everyone who shares your space.
Civilians might be surprised at the level of closeness between troops in a platoon, especially when it's snowing outside and everyone is wearing summer PTs.
"Here, we see a bunch of soldiers waiting for morning PT..." (Screengrab via BBC's Planet Earth)
6. Mentioning it's your birthday
For better or worse, hazing is highly frowned upon in the military. Any type of initiation or harassment directed toward fellow troops is a major offense under the Uniform Code of Military Justice. No commander would dare allow their troops to partake in any form of hazing — unless it's someone's birthday, of course!
If the unit finds out on their own, you're in for a terrible surprise. If you're the idiot who brings it up, don't expect cake and ice cream from the guys.
That and you don't want to walk between the shower and your hut without them. (Photo by Sgt. Randall Clinton)